1st rd – Chris Johnson RB TEN

2nd rd – Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI

3rd rd – Brian Westbrook RB PHI

4th rd – Ronnie Brown RB MIA

5th rd – Anthony Gonzalez WR IND

6th rd – Marion Barber III RB DAL

7th rd – Donovan Mcnabb QB PHI

8th rd – Lance Moore WR NO

9th rd – Vincent Jackson WR SD

10th rd – Kevin Walter WR HOU

11th rd – Joe Flacco QB BAL

12th rd – Zack Miller TE OAK

13th rd – Titans D

14th rd – Garrett Hartley K NO (who is suspended appartenty for taking speed.)

15th rd – LeSean McCoy RB PHI

16th rd – Anthony Fasano TE MIA

Let me know what you think.

WHY!!!!!???? WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME!?!?

They wait until the last second to pull out in front of you so you have to slam on your breaks. Then when you’re following them almost rubbing their back bumper you realize that they are going 30 in a 45. I have almost murdered people for this. If it was legal to PIT maneuver people and put them in the wall, I’d do it.

Take that slow ass driver.

Do these people do it on purpose? How could you not know that you’re an idiot? How do you not see 15 cars stacked up behind you?

Now I can blog while driving.

AWESOME!

I hope this isn’t a joke. Even though I hate space I would totally go there for free. I don’t where “space” starts and our atmosphere ends but this ship thing goes about 68 miles above Earth. That is pretty mega.

They are giving away 2 other prizes  -

The two other prizes include an undersea trip to a Guinness bar 229 feet (70 meters) below the ocean’s surface near the Lofoten Islands in Norway, as well as a private live studio performance by the band The Black Eye Peas.

I think I might want to go to an undersea trip to a bar. Party with mermaids, that would kick ass for sure.

I feel sorry for the person who wins a private preformance from the Black Eye Peas. I think I would rather have 1000 bottles of Guinness smashed on my head and then have to eat the pieces up before I would accept that prize.

These are just a few of the ideas I have.

- Aliens. It’s obvious. Aliens hate planes flying around and used their laser guns on the plane.

- The Bermuda Triangle. Duh, The Bermuda Triangle has been swallowing up planes and ships for years. Luckily this time it did it to a plane full of Frenchies.

- Ghosts. Ghosts are obviously pissed off at the aliens and are trying to get people to blame them (aliens) for this.

- Ghosts of Aliens. Seriously, what is scarier than a ghost and an alien? THE GHOST OF AN ALIEN! These bastards don’t mess around. They will take a plane down in a heart beat because they are mad they no longer have a heart beat.

- God. I’m sure he’s mad about something.

- Chuck Norris.I’ve heard about some of the things this dude has done and I believe them. He’s a crazed maniac.

- Pee Wee Herman. I don’t really think he did it, but if he was behind it I would laugh.

- Global Warming. Or whatever you Lefties are calling it now. I’m sure it had something to do with it. You know, planes not being very green and all.

This are just a few of the theories I have. I could sit here all day and come up with these. Do any of you have any ideas as to how/why this plane disappeared?

From the story -

In 2006, Jon Matthews, of Milton Keynes in England, placed $163.83 in a 50-to-1 bet that he would live to see mid-2007. When Matthews found himself more than $8,000 richer, he decided to make another bet in June 2008 — this time setting the odds at 100 to 1 that he’d live to see June 1, 2009.

This dude is mega.

I read this story earlier today. [story]

 Prosecutors say Weber had sex with the boy seven times at M.S./I.S. 8 this month and last. Prosecutors say the teen’s mother heard about the liaison Wednesday and found hundreds of contacts with the 27-year-old teacher in her son’s cell phone

And why if you’re having sex with these kids are you sending them nude pics of yourself on your cell phone? After the jump I have included photos of this teacher from the child’s cell phone.

Stone cold fox. I only wish I could have had a teacher half as sexy as her. Then maybe I could have gotten some some of this hot piece of ass.

I will tell you one thing, if ANYONE ever came into my store or house attempting to rob me, I would shoot them at many times as I could right in the face. People who steal things are almost as low as sex offenders and murderers. These are people who are so lazy they don’t want to work for their money like everyone else.

Come rob me, I dare you. You better come in guns a blazin because if you don’t you are a dead man. I might even reload to shoot you some more.

This guy should be given a medal and the key to the city. This is the kind of boss you want. You would never feel unsafe with this dude in your shop.

Really? Seriously Brook? 

I’m surprised you’re still not a virgin. But I guess you had to give it up to get some movie parts, I know they didn’t put you in movies for your looks. I can’t think of one movie you’ve been in where I though you were even decent looking. I might actually have sex with one of those water jets in a pool before I had sex with you, and people get their penis’ stuck in those jets.

You’re gross Brook, I don’t care what Hollywood and all the gay dudes on Entertainment Tonight say about you. You might have lost your virginity earlier, but only to a blind person.

The first rule of project mayhem, is that we do not talk about project mayhem!